Journalism

I want to become a journalist and establish a name for myself. Then when I am interviewing coaches and athletes before big games I can whip out awesome questions like:

"Does your team have any established game day breakfasts? And if so, what part of your team's breakfast do you think will give you the edge in today's game?"

and

"Steve Geluso from the Wall Steve Journal here, I noticed that everyone on the team is wearing shoelaces. Recent studies have shown that Velcro is the future for sports and that many teams will be competitively making the switch around mid season. When do you think that Velcro will be a requirement for your team?"

The best part of this job would not be watching the interviewee try to answer the unrelated confusing question intelligently, but publishing the answers.

- Steve